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Women's Bumper Stickers

  1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
  2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS
  3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING
  4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS
  5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG
  6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
  7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
  8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
  9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
  10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN
  11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
  12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
  13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
  14. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
  15. OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
  16. GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS
  17. A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
  18. I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
  19. WELL, HERE'S A QUID... CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES
  20. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I AM FAST CHEAP AND EASY
  21. I HAVE ONLY ONE NERVE LEFT AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IT
  22. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT
  23. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
  24. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
  25. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
  26. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
  27. I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
  28. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
  29. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT SO PLEASE SHUT UP
  30. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES



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