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Tech Support Jokes

Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer. He started to jam his fingers down into the printer to get the pen, but I told him we didn't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. This is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to.

Click here to see what he found....

A network engineer decided to join the Territorial Army. On his first weekend he was taken to the rifle range and handed a rifle complete with bullets. He was instructed to fire 10 shots at the target down the range.

After he'd fired several shots, the word came back from the target area that every shot had completely missed the target. The engineer looked at his rifle, then up at the target, looked down at his rifle again then back up at the target.

He put his finger over the end of the barrel and squeezed the trigger. His finger was blown clean off. After cursing, he yelled down towards the target area, "Well its leaving here just fine, The problem must be at your end !!!"

Five cannibals get appointed as PTO techs in a Scottish telecoms company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"

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