Flash's Favourite Jokes
How do you make a dead baby float? [Version One]
Take your foot off its head and let it rise to the surface.
How do you make a dead baby float? [Version Two]
One scoop ice cream, two scoops dead baby, top up with cola.
What's pink and knocks on glass?
Baby in a microwave.
What's blue and knocks on glass?
Baby in a fishtank.
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