Ben Beer - a friend from Uni with whom I used to go out on the piss rather a lot.

There are loads of anecdotes with Ben in them, tho he is usually the one telling them... how about the one where I went to get my nipple pierced with him when he got his nob done, except I came out to find that he had gone the size of a peanut when the butch piercer had taken tongs to it, and he hadn't been done after all! (And I had!)

Most of the others are far too rude to relate.

He now has a lovely girlfriend called Caren, and I'd love to say she has calmed him down but now they BOTH go on the piss. Top marks! Too bad they have just moved back up North.

Sorry for the awful picture mate, but I haven't many others!